The absolute pinnacle of human engineering. It sends ICMP echo requests and pretends it's performing elite cyber espionage.
Download a false sense of superiority directly to your machine.
It utilizes the magical power of "the internet" to do exactly what `ping` does, but with 100% more unnecessary JavaScript. Speed is a state of mind.
Discover that your roommate's smart fridge has an open Telnet port. Do absolutely nothing with this information because you don't actually know how Telnet works.
We added smooth gradients, rounded corners, and sleek animations just to distract you from the fact that this is literally just sending ping requests.